Vasectomy Anyone

firstdown · 08-10-2010, 03:54 PM

Well the time has come and I need to get this done. I have my first appointment with a Urologist on Thursday and I'm not to thrilled. I was not to worried until I read about the procedure and I had a growing pain down there thinking about the whole thing. So, who has had it done and what can I really expect?

BleedBurgundy · 08-10-2010, 04:04 PM

Worst Thread Title Ever.

My father had this done years ago... said it was very painful. I would not do this for anything. Is there a reason your wife can't go on birth control?

CRedskinsRule · 08-10-2010, 04:12 PM

I had it done after our third child. They gave me drugs, snipped it, and I went home vegged, and then watched the draft the next day(heckuva way to convince my ex to let me watch it!). It was no big deal at least what I remember, but then again they gave me GOOD drugs!

BleedBurgundy · 08-10-2010, 04:23 PM

Forgot about this one... Dude I worked with in Iceland got one done, then went rock climbing a week later. Somehow, this led to Elephantiasis of the balls. Not nearly as cool as it sounds.

Monkeydad · 08-10-2010, 04:36 PM

Sounds like you're offering free ones, FD.

I have no advice other than don't get one in Iceland and don't go rock-climbing right after it...but I plan on getting one when we reach our agreed-upon total of 3 kids.

I can just see it now though, I give her #3 and it will end up being #3 AND #4.

mredskins · 08-10-2010, 04:50 PM

I have heard you will be hurting for a couple of days after wards.

Plus I think they do it while you are awake!

Monkeydad · 08-10-2010, 04:53 PM

Yeah, local anesthesia.

Honestly, it's easier and less painful than your wife getting "snipped" and you can be sure that if you're really finished making babies, you won't have an "I forgot to take my pill" moment. Much safer. Also, some women have bad reactions to and can't take BC. My wife did not do well on it.

Small price to pay to keep your retirement funds intact.

MonkFan4Life · 08-10-2010, 05:03 PM

I'm going to go with NO on this one !

Slingin Sammy 33 · 08-10-2010, 05:17 PM

Couple guys I used to work with had it done, said it's not a big deal. You'll be sore for 2-3 days, other than that, no horror stories.

Schneed10 · 08-10-2010, 05:31 PM

I plan on doing it when the time is right. We're done having children, but at age 31 I don't want to yet do anything this intense. Never know, my wife and kids could get killed by bigfoot. I might want to remarry and build a few more babies.

But when the time's right I'll probably go for it. My wife's no good on birth control, the hormones really mess with her. We stick with good old fashioned rubbers.

I've heard you get sore but nothing you can't handle. Honestly, the fear is overblown because dudes are protective of their nards. Justified fear, but overblown nonetheless. You'll be fine.

firstdown · 08-10-2010, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

Yeah, local anesthesia.

Honestly, it's easier and less painful than your wife getting "snipped" and you can be sure that if you're really finished making babies, you won't have an "I forgot to take my pill" moment. Much safer. Also, some women have bad reactions to and can't take BC. My wife did not do well on it.

Small price to pay to keep your retirement funds intact.

This was pretty much my thought and my wife said if I can have the child you can get snipped. It's also allot less complicated for a man to go under.

Hog1 · 08-10-2010, 06:38 PM

I have been...........considering it. Have not gotten past that stage....

CRedskinsRule · 08-10-2010, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firstdown

This was pretty much my thought and my wife said if I can have the child you can get snipped. It's also allot less complicated for a man to go under.

It's ALOT better for the guy to do it then the woman. You also can get it reversed if Bigfoot does manage to find your family.

Seriously, I did it on the Friday, and was at work Monday. Since I used it as a watch the draft pass, I drank beer all weekend and don't really remember much else to the procedure. I am sure it must have been sore, but I didn't leave screaming in agony or anything like that.

dmek25 · 08-10-2010, 07:43 PM

had it done. was very nervous. had a really cool Dr. ,and told me to stay off my feet for the weekend. had it done Friday around 4:00. and was back to work Monday morning at 7:00. as long as you chill with an ice pack, you will be fine.

12thMan · 08-10-2010, 08:00 PM

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08-10-2010, 03:54 PM	#1
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Vasectomy Anyone Well the time has come and I need to get this done. I have my first appointment with a Urologist on Thursday and I'm not to thrilled. I was not to worried until I read about the procedure and I had a growing pain down there thinking about the whole thing. So, who has had it done and what can I really expect?

08-10-2010, 04:04 PM	#2
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: Vasectomy Anyone Worst Thread Title Ever. My father had this done years ago... said it was very painful. I would not do this for anything. Is there a reason your wife can't go on birth control? __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

08-10-2010, 04:36 PM	#5
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: Vasectomy Anyone Sounds like you're offering free ones, FD. I have no advice other than don't get one in Iceland and don't go rock-climbing right after it...but I plan on getting one when we reach our agreed-upon total of 3 kids. I can just see it now though, I give her #3 and it will end up being #3 AND #4. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

08-10-2010, 04:50 PM	#6
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,867	Re: Vasectomy Anyone I have heard you will be hurting for a couple of days after wards. Plus I think they do it while you are awake! __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

08-10-2010, 04:53 PM	#7
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: Vasectomy Anyone Yeah, local anesthesia. Honestly, it's easier and less painful than your wife getting "snipped" and you can be sure that if you're really finished making babies, you won't have an "I forgot to take my pill" moment. Much safer. Also, some women have bad reactions to and can't take BC. My wife did not do well on it. Small price to pay to keep your retirement funds intact. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

08-10-2010, 04:12 PM	#3
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 57 Posts: 21,451	Re: Vasectomy Anyone I had it done after our third child. They gave me drugs, snipped it, and I went home vegged, and then watched the draft the next day(heckuva way to convince my ex to let me watch it!). It was no big deal at least what I remember, but then again they gave me GOOD drugs!

08-10-2010, 04:23 PM	#4
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: Vasectomy Anyone Forgot about this one... Dude I worked with in Iceland got one done, then went rock climbing a week later. Somehow, this led to Elephantiasis of the balls. Not nearly as cool as it sounds. __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

08-10-2010, 05:03 PM	#8
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 47 Posts: 1,851	Re: Vasectomy Anyone I'm going to go with NO on this one ! __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

08-10-2010, 05:17 PM	#9
Slingin Sammy 33 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 4,347	Re: Vasectomy Anyone Couple guys I used to work with had it done, said it's not a big deal. You'll be sore for 2-3 days, other than that, no horror stories. __________________ "I would bet.....(if), an angel fairy came down and said, '[You can have anything] in the world you would like to own,' I wouldn't be surprised if you said a football club and particularly the Washington Redskins.'' — Jack Kent Cooke, 1996.

08-10-2010, 05:31 PM	#10
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,426	Re: Vasectomy Anyone I plan on doing it when the time is right. We're done having children, but at age 31 I don't want to yet do anything this intense. Never know, my wife and kids could get killed by bigfoot. I might want to remarry and build a few more babies. But when the time's right I'll probably go for it. My wife's no good on birth control, the hormones really mess with her. We stick with good old fashioned rubbers. I've heard you get sore but nothing you can't handle. Honestly, the fear is overblown because dudes are protective of their nards. Justified fear, but overblown nonetheless. You'll be fine. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

08-10-2010, 06:38 PM	#12
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: Vasectomy Anyone I have been...........considering it. Have not gotten past that stage.... __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

08-10-2010, 07:43 PM	#14
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Vasectomy Anyone had it done. was very nervous. had a really cool Dr. ,and told me to stay off my feet for the weekend. had it done Friday around 4:00. and was back to work Monday morning at 7:00. as long as you chill with an ice pack, you will be fine. __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

08-10-2010, 08:00 PM	#15
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Vasectomy Anyone I. Love. Warpath.

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