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gnarly.. sliced open my forearm about half of that length and about that deep.. 9 staples so I hear you

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Darn it...another gusher. This one on my thumb...nice deep slice when cutting a bagel about an hour ago. Stings like crazy.


This is getting old. :D

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Thats not really a paper cut since I assume you dont use sharp paper to cut your bagels.

Either way, that sucks man. Stop the bleeding.

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[quote=Buster;699880]Darn it...another gusher. This one on my thumb...nice deep slice when cutting a bagel about an hour ago. Stings like crazy.


This is getting old. :D[/quote]

Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home last year, an average of about 11 per person (this doesn’t include bagels eaten at work, where a not-completely-insignificant number are delivered by bagel economist [URL="http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/06/magazine/06BAGEL.html"][B][COLOR=#004276]Paul Feldman[/COLOR][/B][/URL]). And in the course of slicing up all those bagels, 1,979 people cut their fingers so badly that they ended up in an emergency room. By the finger-cut-to-E.R. metric, that makes bagel-cutting the fifth most dangerous activity in the American kitchen. So it shouldn’t be surprising that an array of home gadgets have arrived on the scene to prevent bagel-related injuries.

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[quote=firstdown;699895]Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home last year, an average of about 11 per person (this doesn’t include bagels eaten at work, where a not-completely-insignificant number are delivered by bagel economist [URL="http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/06/magazine/06BAGEL.html"][B][COLOR=#004276]Paul Feldman[/COLOR][/B][/URL]). And in the course of slicing up all those bagels, 1,979 people cut their fingers so badly that they ended up in an emergency room. By the finger-cut-to-E.R. metric, that makes bagel-cutting the fifth most dangerous activity in the American kitchen. So it shouldn’t be surprising that an array of home gadgets have arrived on the scene to prevent bagel-related injuries.[/quote]

Who are you, and what have you done with firstdown. Matty won't pay any ransom over :twocents: so this is probably the wrong target.

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;699899]Who are you, and what have you done with firstdown. Matty won't pay any ransom over :twocents: so this is probably the wrong target.[/quote]
How about Tree Fiddy.

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welcom bac firstdown

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[quote=firstdown;699895]Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home last year, an average of about 11 per person (this doesn’t include bagels eaten at work, where a not-completely-insignificant number are delivered by bagel economist [URL="http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/06/magazine/06BAGEL.html"][B][COLOR=#004276]Paul Feldman[/COLOR][/B][/URL]). And in the course of slicing up all those bagels, 1,979 people cut their fingers so badly that they ended up in an emergency room. By the finger-cut-to-E.R. metric, that makes bagel-cutting the fifth most dangerous activity in the American kitchen. So it shouldn’t be surprising that an array of home gadgets have arrived on the scene to prevent bagel-related injuries.[/quote]

Add one more to the total. :goodjob:


Got it wrapped REALLY tight with 2 wide bandaids. If it's still bleeding when I check it later tonight or maybe even tomorrow morning...I'm super gluing it shut.

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Real men super glue themself back together. Surrated knife? I'm surprised I have never really cut myself cleaning fish because about 99% of the time I have been drinking. I use one knife to open the fish up and then the REALLY sharp knife when filleting the fish. It's so sharp it almost cuts you just looking at it.

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[quote=hooskins;699881]Thats not really a paper cut since I assume you dont use sharp paper to cut your bagels.

Either way, that sucks man. Stop the bleeding.[/quote]
hahaha

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[quote=firstdown;699895]Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home last year, an average of about 11 per person (this doesn’t include bagels eaten at work, where a not-completely-insignificant number are delivered by bagel economist [URL="http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/06/magazine/06BAGEL.html"][B][COLOR=#004276]Paul Feldman[/COLOR][/B][/URL]). And in the course of slicing up all those bagels, 1,979 people cut their fingers so badly that they ended up in an emergency room. By the finger-cut-to-E.R. metric, that makes bagel-cutting the fifth most dangerous activity in the American kitchen. So it shouldn’t be surprising that an array of home gadgets have arrived on the scene to prevent bagel-related injuries.[/quote]
[IMG]http://www.asseenontvguys.com/productimages/Best_Bagel_Slicer.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=firstdown;699926]How about Tree Fiddy.[/quote]
damn loch ness monsta!

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[quote=firstdown;699959]Real men super glue themself back together. Surrated knife? I'm surprised I have never really cut myself cleaning fish because about 99% of the time I have been drinking. I use one knife to open the fish up and then the REALLY sharp knife when filleting the fish. It's so sharp it almost cuts you just looking at it.[/quote]
nice.. yeah.. the sharper the knife the better, especially with fish.. doesn't catch/slip, etc

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[quote=firstdown;699959]Real men super glue themself back together. Surrated knife? I'm surprised I have never really cut myself cleaning fish because about 99% of the time I have been drinking. I use one knife to open the fish up and then the REALLY sharp knife when filleting the fish. It's so sharp it almost cuts you just looking at it.[/quote]

No, it was a serrated knife.

Still hurts, but it's glued shut.

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[quote=tryfuhl;699981][IMG]http://www.asseenontvguys.com/productimages/Best_Bagel_Slicer.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

On the shopping list now. Love the product's name.

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[quote=Buster;700235]On the shopping list now. Love the product's name.[/quote]
Nice, you can get it at bed bath and beyond and I'm sure several other places.

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Cool, we just got a 20% off coupon in the mail for BBB yesterday. I didn't know what to use it on.