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mredskins 12-07-2009 11:26 AM

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[quote=GMScud;633717]That's a shame. Not all of my closest friends are married, but a few of them are. They have never cheated on their wives. To say "it's just a part of life" is BS.[/quote]


I agree I don't see a lot of cheating if any among my friends as well.

I always look at it this way why would I want another woman barking at me when I already have one. I could not imagine dealing with the drama of two women.

I basically have no female friends, not that I am prejudice against woman but they bring so much drama to the table I just don't enjoy their company. The few women in my office are just complete drama queens.

Let me define woman drama or least in my world. Questions, just millions of them all the time, family outings (planning when to meet what to bring etc), gifts, etc... No "real" drama, just every day drama.

Sorry to the ladies if I offended.

MTK 12-07-2009 12:03 PM

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He's up to 9 women now...

Dude sure was keeping busy on the road

Hog1 12-07-2009 12:08 PM

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[quote=Mattyk72;636010]He's up to 9 women now...

Dude sure was keeping busy on the road[/quote]

YEEEOOWWWW!
Well..........maybe he should have considered a stamp collection for his idle hours on the road?
His current hobby is going to make the Biggest loser $$$ losses look small in comparison.

mlmdub130 12-08-2009 08:23 AM

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not only is the number of women goin up now they are saying some one was taken from his house to the hospital in an ambulance,it was a female,but they don't think it was his wife, she reportedly is moving into another home tiger owns in fla, when it rains it pours

MTK 12-08-2009 08:25 AM

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[url=http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9278117]Fire Dept: Medics Went to Tiger Woods' Complex - ABC News[/url]

the drama continues

SmootSmack 12-08-2009 08:29 AM

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They think it might be Elin's mom

12thMan 12-08-2009 09:02 AM

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[quote=SmootSmack;636470]They think it might be Elin's mom[/quote]

are you kidding?

mredskins 12-08-2009 09:19 AM

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[quote=12thMan;636494]are you kidding?[/quote]


That must have been one wild night at the Woods house.

SmootSmack 12-08-2009 10:25 AM

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[quote=12thMan;636494]are you kidding?[/quote]

No...whoever she is, she's been released

Hog1 12-08-2009 10:46 AM

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How long can it be until he begins to lose sponsors? Life as he knows it has....ceased to exist

SmootSmack 12-08-2009 11:10 AM

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Confirmed that it was Elin's mom

mlmdub130 12-08-2009 06:17 PM

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i just got the new issue of golf digest in the mail on the cover is obama kneeled down reading a putt, behind him dressed as a caddy is tiger, the main story in the issue is "10 tips obama can take from tiger" talk about timing
:lol: :laughing2

Hog1 12-10-2009 10:07 AM

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I wonder what OBama thinks............WTF, I can't get a break?
Funny

MTK 12-10-2009 11:04 AM

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Wow, I think staying together for the kids is almost always a mistake

[url=http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/10/2009-12-10_tiger_woods_wife_elin_nordegren_to_stay_for_the_kids_report.html]Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren to stay with him for the kids: report[/url]

SmootSmack 12-10-2009 11:14 AM

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[quote=Mattyk72;637582]Wow, I think staying together for the kids is almost always a mistake

[url=http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/10/2009-12-10_tiger_woods_wife_elin_nordegren_to_stay_for_the_kids_report.html]Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren to stay with him for the kids: report[/url][/quote]

Well, the rumor is that she got $8 million from him just last week to stay married. And she'll get at least $20 million if she stays married two more years to him. All she has to do is stay married to him a little bit longer and she'll get Juanita Jordan type money.

Who knows what's really going on

MTK 12-10-2009 11:27 AM

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[quote=SmootSmack;637587]Well, the rumor is that she got $8 million from him just last week to stay married. And she'll get at least $20 million if she stays married two more years to him. All she has to do is stay married to him a little bit longer and she'll get Juanita Jordan type money.

Who knows what's really going on[/quote]

It's not like she wouldn't get seriously paid if they divorced though.

Yeah who knows. Just seems pointless to stay "together".

Hog1 12-10-2009 11:30 AM

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Tiger................spin.........
SEE, it's ok? I still got a wife, right? NIKE.............please come back

SmootSmack 12-10-2009 11:37 AM

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[url=http://brendanhaywood.yardbarker.com/blog/BrendanHaywood/A_Round_of_Applause_My_Response_to_Chantelle/1715373]A Round of Applause - My Response to Chantelle - Yardbarker[/url]

Dirtbag59 12-10-2009 02:12 PM

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[quote=SmootSmack;637587]Well, the rumor is that she got $8 million from him just last week to stay married. And she'll get at least $20 million if she stays married two more years to him. All she has to do is stay married to him a little bit longer and she'll get Juanita Jordan type money.

Who knows what's really going on[/quote]

$20 million is a low ball offer if I ever saw one. I'd say the lowest should be $40 million now. However there shouldn't be a bribe to stay married. See this is where they need to have conditions that void a pre-nup.

[quote]Woods is on track to pass $1 billion in career earnings by 2010. Becoming a billionaire – that is, having a net worth above $1 billion – will take slightly longer, since a sizable chunk of Woods’ prize and endorsement money is eaten up by taxes and management fees – we estimated 45 percent. We also credited Woods with annualized investment returns of 8 percent.[/quote]

SmootSmack 12-11-2009 08:33 PM

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[url=http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912117801012/news/]TigerWoods.com: Tiger Woods taking hiatus from golf[/url]

What exactly is "indefinite" Is that like 3 and half months? Which still gets him back in time for The Masters

12thMan 12-11-2009 10:03 PM

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I would have to think this guy comes back for the Masters. I would think he'll be gone for at least 6 months though.

Hog1 12-11-2009 11:51 PM

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I have to think that Tigers career is forever altered in a negative way. He will never be the force he was with the sponsors, if at all. He will always be the object of jokes behind his back on and off the course. HELL, he may draw some kind of..........conduct suspension from the PGA before it is over?

mlmdub130 12-12-2009 01:12 AM

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[quote=Hog1;638287][B]I have to think that Tigers career is forever altered in a negative way. He will never be the force he was [/B]with the sponsors, if at all. He will always be the object of jokes behind his back on and off the course. HELL, he may draw some kind of..........conduct suspension from the PGA before it is over?[/quote]

it's a real shame cause he was a force and imo te best golfer ever, i hope he gets his shit straight and get's back out there sooner than later, the more he is off themore of his game he will lose, and the less of a chance at owning all the records

SmootSmack 12-12-2009 08:14 AM

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This thread title seems so bland now

Ilovebeer <3 12-12-2009 03:40 PM

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tiger woods is such a jackass.

SmootSmack 12-13-2009 05:13 PM

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So Accenture has decided to drop Tiger as a sponsor

Hog1 12-13-2009 05:47 PM

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[quote=SmootSmack;638783]So Accenture has decided to drop Tiger as a sponsor[/quote]

[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4739219]Accenture drops Tiger Woods: 'No longer the right rep' - ESPN[/url]

MTK 12-14-2009 08:54 AM

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[quote=SmootSmack;638313]This thread title seems so bland now[/quote]

Yeah it could be spiced up a bit, you want to do the honors?

SmootSmack 12-14-2009 10:49 AM

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[quote=Mattyk72;639483]Yeah it could be spiced up a bit, you want to do the honors?[/quote]

I'll defer to you on this one

firstdown 12-14-2009 12:14 PM

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You know at first I kind of gave him a pass for what he did but the more I read about all these chicks the more I think he is a total a hole. I think he should just add a "Y" to his last name.

MTK 12-14-2009 12:16 PM

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[quote=SmootSmack;639559]I'll defer to you on this one[/quote]

How about Tiger Woods is a man-whore

Or

Tiger Woods loves him some skanks

CRedskinsRule 12-14-2009 12:43 PM

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How about "After the rough: Tiger vows to put putter away"

firstdown 12-15-2009 11:03 AM

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Now I hear TW has ties to a Canadian doctor who is under investigation for HGH. Not sure why he would go to Canada for treatment when we have the best here at home other then to get HGH. [url=http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2009/12/14/2009-12-14_tigers_doc_linked_to_hgh.html]Tiger Woods' doctor Tony Galea linked to banned doping drugs HGH and Actovegin[/url]

GMScud 12-15-2009 12:03 PM

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[quote=Mattyk72;639627]How about Tiger Woods is a man-whore

Or

Tiger Woods loves him some skanks[/quote]

Ambien sex with prostitutes rules!!

mlmdub130 12-15-2009 07:32 PM

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[quote=GMScud;640139]Ambien sex with prostitutes rules!![/quote]

do people seriously do that? i heard it about tiger and it was in that movie role models, why not just have a bottle of bourbun, always turns out good for me

CRedskinsRule 12-19-2009 06:06 PM

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Ah it's Christmas time:

[B]
Tiger Woods Holiday Poem



Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.


[/B]

tryfuhl 12-21-2009 02:08 AM

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[quote=DynamiteRave;630919]If I was a guy with millions of dollars, talented at a sport (to say the least) with kids and a model for a wife, I would be thanking my lucky stars and NOT going behind her back.

Sometimes guys just don't know how good they have it.

Hope the guy will be okay though...[/quote]
more like she was thanking her lucky stars to be with the guy

tryfuhl 12-21-2009 02:10 AM

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[quote=Mattyk;637582]Wow, I think staying together for the kids is almost always a mistake

[URL="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/10/2009-12-10_tiger_woods_wife_elin_nordegren_to_stay_for_the_kids_report.html"]Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren to stay with him for the kids: report[/URL][/quote]
well when you consider the opposite it's not so bad

plus maybe they can reconnect

firstdown 12-21-2009 11:02 AM

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Shouldn't Mulligan in the title have an "S".

mredskins 12-21-2009 11:11 AM

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[quote=tryfuhl;643211]well when you consider the opposite it's not so bad

plus maybe they can reconnect[/quote]


Plus they can stay together without staying together. They can pretty much live apart and when he is on tour how much does he really see her.


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