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I hate these desease carrying, west nile loving, jurassic park making, blood sucking, pieces of shit. They are out again and they and there evil brothers the bees are out now. I hate them both, I have mosquito bites all over my ancles right now. They hurt and itch and all I want is to kill the dumb thing that did it but it uses my blood for food. My blood, THE BSB's blood, hell no. I don't care what it does to the ecosystem but i say we extinct these little devils off the face of the earth.

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I have never been bitten by a mosquito. For some reason they don't bite me at all.

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When I was in Italy last August they munched on me like I had some sort of exotic blood they've never had before. They f'ing molested me man. If you ever end up going to Italy during the summer, especially the outskirts of big cities like Rome and Milan, make sure to take Mosquito repellent with you. Oh and whatever you do don't ever stay at [URL="http://www.hostels.com/en/availability.php/HostelNumber.767"]this place[/URL]. They have ten thousand mosquitoes per human...a blood transfusion after you leave this place is a must.

As for Bees, I have no love for them either. Just the other day a big f'ing Bee decided to enter my car, while driving, and sting me. Luckily the f'er didn't get his pointy ass all the way in and brake it off on me.

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[quote=cpayne5]I have never been bitten by a mosquito. For some reason they don't bite me at all.[/quote]
thats just not fair. When i was little and i got bit my mom used to tell me they liked my blood because it was sweet. :D. I seriously get bit a lot, its not funny.

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[quote=saden1]When I was in Italy last August they munched on me like I had some sort of exotic bloody they've never had before. They f'ing molested me man. If you ever end up going to Italy during the summer, especially the outskirts of big cities like Rome and Milan, make sure to take Mosquito repellent with you. Oh and whatever you do don't ever stay at [URL="http://www.hostels.com/en/availability.php/HostelNumber.767"]this place[/URL]. They have ten thousand mosquitoes per human...a blood transfusion after leave this place is a must.

As for Bees, I have no love for them either. Just the other day a big f'ing Bee decided to enter my car, while driving, and sting me. Luckily the f'er didn't get his pointy ass all the way in and brake it off on me.[/quote]

lol, thats pretty funny. I hate bees. When i was about 10 I was at my dad's company picnic that was about 30 minutes from my house. So I am climbing this tree and having fun. I get up pretty high and start to come down. At about 6 or 7 feet from the ground I jump and as I jump my legs start to sting a bit and I think for a second it might be just a reaction from the fall or something. My ignorance was short lived. I was amongst 100s of bees all stinging me and pissed off as shit. I was getting stung all over the place and I was rolling and running and screaming and this was a horrible moment of my childhood. I came to find out some bitch kid was throwing rocks at a hive on the tree and it came down a few seconds before I came down and they were pissed because this dumbass broke their hive and they took it out on me. The kid got stung once and his friend not at all, HOWEVA, the BSB got stung about 20 times and they were wasps so they stung a few times. I hate bees.

i have not been stung since. There is a reason, everytime a bee comes near i run like a little school girl, i don't care if I am talking to a teacher or a girl I will start swatting and will hide behind them, all the time asking "is it on me" in a wisper then i get a little louder "IS IT ON ME" and start to take off clothing and then yell "dammit woman is it on me?!?!?!" F... BEES

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[quote=cpayne5]I have never been bitten by a mosquito. For some reason they don't bite me at all.[/quote]

Must be all the piss and vinegar flowing through your veins. :biggthump

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Must be all the piss and vinegar flowing through your vains. :biggthump[/QUOTE]
lol

I don't know what it is. My grandfather is the same way.

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My grandpappy has nothing but pure grain flowing through his. He's not allowed to drive anymore. :mad:

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At a family reunion we once got our evil cousin to accidently knockover a bee's nest that was made is a big cinder block. Even though he somehow avoided getting stung too many times, it was sweet revenge for all the years of wedgies and black eyes he handed out over the years.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]At a family reunion we once got our evil cousin to accidently knockover a bee's nest that was made is a big cinder block. Even though he somehow avoided getting stung too many times, it was sweet revenge for all the years of wedgies and black eyes he handed out over the years.[/quote]no amount of wedgies or black eyes could account for the terror i felt that day.

The hive that broke near me was a big ass hive, like a real hive. There were bees everywhere.


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F... BEES

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i've been stung a few times by bees...not too fun.

but mosquitos...i don't usually notice until hours after they've attacked. They're ninja-like sometimes. plus, i spend a lot of time at the beach, and they are notorious for being around. bastards.

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I hate horse flies at the beach even more. If you're out on a day without any breeze you are f'd. Horse flies are reason #15 that I wish I had a tail.

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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]no amount of wedgies or black eyes could account for the terror i felt that day.

The hive that broke near me was a big ass hive, like a real hive. There were bees everywhere.


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Sounds like hornets to me. Those things are angry little creatures.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]I hate horse flies at the beach even more. If you're out on a day without any breeze you are f'd. Horse flies are reason #15 that I wish I had a tail.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, I'd like to hear reasons numbers 1-14.

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I heard Koi fish eat them. Of course, you may not have them without the pond.

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[quote=cpayne5]Sounds like hornets to me. Those things are angry little creatures.[/quote]yeah, they weren't bees, i thought they were wasps but i don't know the difference between hornets and wasps but your right they most definetly weren't little fat bees, they were lean and mean.

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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]yeah, they weren't bees, i thought they were wasps but i don't know the difference between hornets and wasps but your right they most definetly weren't little fat bees, they were lean and mean.[/QUOTE]
Well, hornets and wasps are both bees. Wasps are the dark colored bees that are somewhat skinny and have wispy wings. Wasps build open nests. You usually see them under the eves of houses. Hornets are the black and white bees. They're a little bigger than wasps, but not as fat as bumble bees. They are similar to yellow jackets, but a little bigger and instead of yellow, they have white markings. They build enclosed nests. They will build them just about anywhere, but they are very common in trees.

That concludes this week's episode of Chris Payne The Nature Brain.

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[quote=cpayne5]Well, hornets and wasps are both bees. Wasps are the dark colored bees that are somewhat skinny and have wispy wings. Wasps build open nests. You usually see them under the eves of houses. Hornets are the black and white bees. They're a little bigger than wasps, but not as fat as bumble bees. They are similar to yellow jackets, but a little bigger and instead of yellow, they have white markings. They build enclosed nests. They will build them just about anywhere, but they are very common in trees.

That concludes this week's episode of Chris Payne The Nature Brain.[/quote]

lol, F... EM' ALL

Again, i am not opposed to the idea of exterminating all of these sons of bitches off God's green-blue earth. I don't care if another flower never grows.

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Kill snakes. Exterminate them.

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i don't know, snakes are pretty bad ass

[url]http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1144752972/Snake_Regurgitates_A_Whole_Hippo[/url]

warning: might be too gross. Snake regurgitates an entire hippo

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[quote=cpayne5]Hahaha, I'd like to hear reasons numbers 1-14.[/quote]

it's been posted, I obviously am not very busy at work

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[quote] That concludes this week's episode of Chris Payne The Nature Brain.[/quote]
CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS.

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[QUOTE=Daseal]CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS.[/QUOTE]
You should tell people that you're singing to the tune of "Bill Nye the Science Guy".

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bill nye was the coolest. Whatever happened to him?

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bsb was that video for real?

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yeah, i have seen it a few times. I guess snakes can do that. They have been known to eat people but I think we should ask cpayne

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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]i don't know, snakes are pretty bad ass

[url]http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1144752972/Snake_Regurgitates_A_Whole_Hippo[/url]

warning: might be too gross. Snake regurgitates an entire hippo[/QUOTE]

it's absolutely insane how wide pytons and anacondas can open their mouth.