F...mosquitoes

BigSKINBauer · 05-13-2006, 11:33 PM

I hate these desease carrying, west nile loving, jurassic park making, blood sucking, pieces of shit. They are out again and they and there evil brothers the bees are out now. I hate them both, I have mosquito bites all over my ancles right now. They hurt and itch and all I want is to kill the dumb thing that did it but it uses my blood for food. My blood, THE BSB's blood, hell no. I don't care what it does to the ecosystem but i say we extinct these little devils off the face of the earth.

cpayne5 · 05-13-2006, 11:53 PM

I have never been bitten by a mosquito. For some reason they don't bite me at all.

saden1 · 05-14-2006, 12:15 AM

When I was in Italy last August they munched on me like I had some sort of exotic blood they've never had before. They f'ing molested me man. If you ever end up going to Italy during the summer, especially the outskirts of big cities like Rome and Milan, make sure to take Mosquito repellent with you. Oh and whatever you do don't ever stay at this place. They have ten thousand mosquitoes per human...a blood transfusion after you leave this place is a must.

As for Bees, I have no love for them either. Just the other day a big f'ing Bee decided to enter my car, while driving, and sting me. Luckily the f'er didn't get his pointy ass all the way in and brake it off on me.

BigSKINBauer · 05-14-2006, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by cpayne5

I have never been bitten by a mosquito. For some reason they don't bite me at all.

thats just not fair. When i was little and i got bit my mom used to tell me they liked my blood because it was sweet.

. I seriously get bit a lot, its not funny.

BigSKINBauer · 05-14-2006, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by saden1

When I was in Italy last August they munched on me like I had some sort of exotic bloody they've never had before. They f'ing molested me man. If you ever end up going to Italy during the summer, especially the outskirts of big cities like Rome and Milan, make sure to take Mosquito repellent with you. Oh and whatever you do don't ever stay at this place. They have ten thousand mosquitoes per human...a blood transfusion after leave this place is a must.

As for Bees, I have no love for them either. Just the other day a big f'ing Bee decided to enter my car, while driving, and sting me. Luckily the f'er didn't get his pointy ass all the way in and brake it off on me.

lol, thats pretty funny. I hate bees. When i was about 10 I was at my dad's company picnic that was about 30 minutes from my house. So I am climbing this tree and having fun. I get up pretty high and start to come down. At about 6 or 7 feet from the ground I jump and as I jump my legs start to sting a bit and I think for a second it might be just a reaction from the fall or something. My ignorance was short lived. I was amongst 100s of bees all stinging me and pissed off as shit. I was getting stung all over the place and I was rolling and running and screaming and this was a horrible moment of my childhood. I came to find out some bitch kid was throwing rocks at a hive on the tree and it came down a few seconds before I came down and they were pissed because this dumbass broke their hive and they took it out on me. The kid got stung once and his friend not at all, HOWEVA, the BSB got stung about 20 times and they were wasps so they stung a few times. I hate bees.

i have not been stung since. There is a reason, everytime a bee comes near i run like a little school girl, i don't care if I am talking to a teacher or a girl I will start swatting and will hide behind them, all the time asking "is it on me" in a wisper then i get a little louder "IS IT ON ME" and start to take off clothing and then yell "dammit woman is it on me?!?!?!" F... BEES

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-15-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cpayne5

I have never been bitten by a mosquito. For some reason they don't bite me at all.

Must be all the piss and vinegar flowing through your veins.

cpayne5 · 05-15-2006, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Must be all the piss and vinegar flowing through your vains.

lol

I don't know what it is. My grandfather is the same way.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-15-2006, 10:38 AM

My grandpappy has nothing but pure grain flowing through his. He's not allowed to drive anymore.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-15-2006, 12:24 PM

At a family reunion we once got our evil cousin to accidently knockover a bee's nest that was made is a big cinder block. Even though he somehow avoided getting stung too many times, it was sweet revenge for all the years of wedgies and black eyes he handed out over the years.

BigSKINBauer · 05-15-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

At a family reunion we once got our evil cousin to accidently knockover a bee's nest that was made is a big cinder block. Even though he somehow avoided getting stung too many times, it was sweet revenge for all the years of wedgies and black eyes he handed out over the years.

no amount of wedgies or black eyes could account for the terror i felt that day.

The hive that broke near me was a big ass hive, like a real hive. There were bees everywhere.

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F... BEES

BDBohnzie · 05-15-2006, 02:52 PM

i've been stung a few times by bees...not too fun.

but mosquitos...i don't usually notice until hours after they've attacked. They're ninja-like sometimes. plus, i spend a lot of time at the beach, and they are notorious for being around. bastards.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-15-2006, 02:56 PM

I hate horse flies at the beach even more. If you're out on a day without any breeze you are f'd. Horse flies are reason #15 that I wish I had a tail.

cpayne5 · 05-15-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

no amount of wedgies or black eyes could account for the terror i felt that day.

The hive that broke near me was a big ass hive, like a real hive. There were bees everywhere.

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Wait wait wait

F... BEES

Sounds like hornets to me. Those things are angry little creatures.

cpayne5 · 05-15-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I hate horse flies at the beach even more. If you're out on a day without any breeze you are f'd. Horse flies are reason #15 that I wish I had a tail.

Hahaha, I'd like to hear reasons numbers 1-14.

Monkeydad · 05-15-2006, 03:08 PM

I heard Koi fish eat them. Of course, you may not have them without the pond.

05-13-2006, 11:53 PM	#2
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Re: F...mosquitoes I have never been bitten by a mosquito. For some reason they don't bite me at all. __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

05-14-2006, 12:15 AM	#3
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: F...mosquitoes When I was in Italy last August they munched on me like I had some sort of exotic blood they've never had before. They f'ing molested me man. If you ever end up going to Italy during the summer, especially the outskirts of big cities like Rome and Milan, make sure to take Mosquito repellent with you. Oh and whatever you do don't ever stay at this place. They have ten thousand mosquitoes per human...a blood transfusion after you leave this place is a must. As for Bees, I have no love for them either. Just the other day a big f'ing Bee decided to enter my car, while driving, and sting me. Luckily the f'er didn't get his pointy ass all the way in and brake it off on me. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

05-15-2006, 10:38 AM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: F...mosquitoes My grandpappy has nothing but pure grain flowing through his. He's not allowed to drive anymore. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-15-2006, 12:24 PM	#9
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: F...mosquitoes At a family reunion we once got our evil cousin to accidently knockover a bee's nest that was made is a big cinder block. Even though he somehow avoided getting stung too many times, it was sweet revenge for all the years of wedgies and black eyes he handed out over the years. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-15-2006, 02:52 PM	#11
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: F...mosquitoes i've been stung a few times by bees...not too fun. but mosquitos...i don't usually notice until hours after they've attacked. They're ninja-like sometimes. plus, i spend a lot of time at the beach, and they are notorious for being around. bastards. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

05-13-2006, 11:33 PM	#1
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	F...mosquitoes I hate these desease carrying, west nile loving, jurassic park making, blood sucking, pieces of shit. They are out again and they and there evil brothers the bees are out now. I hate them both, I have mosquito bites all over my ancles right now. They hurt and itch and all I want is to kill the dumb thing that did it but it uses my blood for food. My blood, THE BSB's blood, hell no. I don't care what it does to the ecosystem but i say we extinct these little devils off the face of the earth.

05-15-2006, 02:56 PM	#12
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: F...mosquitoes I hate horse flies at the beach even more. If you're out on a day without any breeze you are f'd. Horse flies are reason #15 that I wish I had a tail. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-15-2006, 03:08 PM	#15
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: F...mosquitoes I heard Koi fish eat them. Of course, you may not have them without the pond.

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