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Smoking Kills: David Pawlik called the fire department in Cleburne, Texas, in July to ask if the "blue flames" he and his wife were seeing every time she lit a cigarette were dangerous, and an inspector said he would be right over and for Mrs. Pawlik not to light another cigarette. However, anxious about the imminent inspection, she lit up and was killed in the subsequent explosion. (The home was all-electric, but there had been a natural gas leak underneath the yard.) [Fort Worth Star Telegram, 7-11-07]

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Crime Time in Wilmington, Del.: Jesse Dale, 42, was arrested and charged with cocaine possession in Wilmington in June during a routine traffic stop after he attempted to throw his stash out the passenger window as the officer approached. (However, the window was up, and the package bounced back into the seat in "plain sight" for the officer to base an arrest on.) [News Journal (Wilmington, Del.), 6-13-07]

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ANd the last on for a while:


In May, the inept Christopher Emmorey, 23, was sentenced to two years in prison for robbing a Peterborough, Ontario, bank, from which he had intended to take $2,000. However, the teller said she could only give him $200 and also must take out a $5 fee because Emmorey is not a regular customer. Emmorey stood stoically while she did the paperwork and then handed him $195, which he took and walked away (only to be arrested a short time later). [Peterborough Examiner, 5-25-07]

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while i feel all criminals are idiots, there should be a special place for these morons. and top of the morning to you gigitty

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[url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20190386/]Clerk turns tables on clumsy robber - Criminal Peculiarity - MSNBC.com[/url]


Good morning d

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That has got to be the dumbest criminals I have ever read of and G morining to you dmek and GIG

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nice to know our school systems work, from the looks of that letter

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Ever heard of the Darwin awards?

[url=http://www.darwinawards.com/]The Darwin Awards[/url]

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I wouldn't call Bill an idiot, I just thought it was funny.

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[quote=gibbsisgod;344473][URL="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22313568-13762,00.html"]Porn thief caught red-faced in public toilet | NEWS.com.au[/URL][/quote]
like you havent done this before giggity:)

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just when you start to have faith in people....

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Near accident on [URL="http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/x426115565/Framingahm-cops-Driver-blames-bad-alignment-for-close-call-with-pedestrian"]Pitt Road[/URL]?

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[url=http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090303/ARTICLES/903030949/1002/NEWS01?Title=Officer-to-suspect-Stop-punching-yourself-or-I-ll-Tase-you]Officer to suspect: Stop punching yourself or I'll Tase you | Gainesville.com | The Gainesville Sun | Gainesville, FL[/url]

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[quote=gibbsisgod;534643][URL="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece"]Toothy raccoon bit off man's penis | The Sun |News[/URL][/quote]

I all most got mine bit off by a possum.

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On the news this week!

[url=http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/inland_empire&id=7958746]Tire thief's name, number caught on camera | abc7.com[/url]

[QUOTE]TEMECULA, Calif. (KABC) -- A suspected tire thief in Temecula made it easy for investigators to track him down. His phone number was in plain sight while a tire store was robbed.

The recent burglary at the Best For Less Tire Pros took Riverside County Sheriff's investigators less time to solve than most of their cases.

"If you are stealing something you don't advertise who you are," said the tire shop's owner, Rich Richardson.

But that is exactly what the thief allegedly did. On January 17, Richardson discovered a break-in at his tire shop. Naturally he went to see if his surveillance cameras caught something, which they did.

"Once we got the cameras and looked through all the cameras, we found there was somebody out there taking tires. [B]And then we noticed that as he drove by it had his name and phone number right on the side of the van[/B]," said Richardson.
[B]
"Jeff Tires" was clearly painted across the van. That, along with a cell number, led police to Yancey Jeff Lewis. He also goes by the name of Jeff Lewis Yancey, a local tire salesman.[/B]

Investigators say he's the one that is seen tossing tires into the back of his trailer while his accomplice acts as a lookout.

Investigators say they set up a sting operation by calling Lewis on his phone. When he allegedly tried to sell stolen tires to undercover officers, they moved in to arrest him.

Lewis has pleaded not guilty.

Meanwhile, Richardson says he is out about $800 since only one of the tires has been returned.

"Supposed to be sent back to Michelin to be checked, then they will refund us the money after they check them, but they don't refund us the money unless we actually send them tires back," said Richardson.

He's not angry about it, but he is offering a bit of advice to the suspect.

"Stay out of Temecula because I think everybody's got his phone number now," said Richardson. [/QUOTE]