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Old 08-10-2007, 08:39 AM   #1
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Old 08-10-2007, 08:45 AM   #2
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Smoking Kills: David Pawlik called the fire department in Cleburne, Texas, in July to ask if the "blue flames" he and his wife were seeing every time she lit a cigarette were dangerous, and an inspector said he would be right over and for Mrs. Pawlik not to light another cigarette. However, anxious about the imminent inspection, she lit up and was killed in the subsequent explosion. (The home was all-electric, but there had been a natural gas leak underneath the yard.) [Fort Worth Star Telegram, 7-11-07]
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Old 08-10-2007, 08:46 AM   #3
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Crime Time in Wilmington, Del.: Jesse Dale, 42, was arrested and charged with cocaine possession in Wilmington in June during a routine traffic stop after he attempted to throw his stash out the passenger window as the officer approached. (However, the window was up, and the package bounced back into the seat in "plain sight" for the officer to base an arrest on.) [News Journal (Wilmington, Del.), 6-13-07]
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Old 08-10-2007, 08:48 AM   #4
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ANd the last on for a while:


In May, the inept Christopher Emmorey, 23, was sentenced to two years in prison for robbing a Peterborough, Ontario, bank, from which he had intended to take $2,000. However, the teller said she could only give him $200 and also must take out a $5 fee because Emmorey is not a regular customer. Emmorey stood stoically while she did the paperwork and then handed him $195, which he took and walked away (only to be arrested a short time later). [Peterborough Examiner, 5-25-07]
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:37 AM   #5
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while i feel all criminals are idiots, there should be a special place for these morons. and top of the morning to you gigitty
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:45 AM   #6
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That has got to be the dumbest criminals I have ever read of and G morining to you dmek and GIG
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Old 08-14-2007, 10:28 AM   #8
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Old 08-14-2007, 12:14 PM   #9
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nice to know our school systems work, from the looks of that letter
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Ever heard of the Darwin awards?

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Old 08-22-2007, 09:23 AM   #11
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I wouldn't call Bill an idiot, I just thought it was funny.
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like you havent done this before giggity
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