F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 

Maybe this should go in the "Pet Peeves" thread, but damn it's a sad day for men everywhere.

Her boyfriend's name is Cash Warren, which probably explains a lot. I wish my name were Cash Warren. With a name like that it's no wonder he's bagging her.

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crap... she told me she was on the pill

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Oh man, I'm actually shocked, even though I shouldn't be considering she said she likes "casual sex". How can she pregnant in this day and age...It must have been on purpose.

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The dude's name is Cash Warren, I'm pretty sure his sperm is capable of foiling the pill or breaking through a condom.

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If he knocked up Jessica Alba, his penis probably has magical powers to cure cancer or do other miraculous good deeds.

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BTW- do we have any links on this?

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This last one isn't Jessica Alba, but at least she's not pregnant.
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[QUOTE=jsarno;393080]BTW- do we have any links on this?[/QUOTE]

I'd Google "Jessica Alba" but that particular sequence of letters has been completely worn off my keyboard.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.

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Just think, Tony Romo might be next on the list. His name rhymes with Homo. Oh, sweet irony. :doh:




:(

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;393088]I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.[/QUOTE]

Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??

Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.

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[quote=mheisig;393095]Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??

Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.[/quote]

Too easy to nickname him Wail-ass Cannon or Anus Cannon.

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He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;393097]He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.[/QUOTE]

or Richard...

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;393098]or Richard...[/quote]

Hugh "Jazz" Cannon