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Old 12-14-2007, 02:28 PM   #1
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F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

Maybe this should go in the "Pet Peeves" thread, but damn it's a sad day for men everywhere.

Her boyfriend's name is Cash Warren, which probably explains a lot. I wish my name were Cash Warren. With a name like that it's no wonder he's bagging her.
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:30 PM   #2
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

crap... she told me she was on the pill
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:31 PM   #3
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

Oh man, I'm actually shocked, even though I shouldn't be considering she said she likes "casual sex". How can she pregnant in this day and age...It must have been on purpose.
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:36 PM   #4
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

The dude's name is Cash Warren, I'm pretty sure his sperm is capable of foiling the pill or breaking through a condom.
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

If he knocked up Jessica Alba, his penis probably has magical powers to cure cancer or do other miraculous good deeds.
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BTW- do we have any links on this?
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SAY GOODBYE TO HOT JESSICA - What Would Tyler Durden Do
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jessica Alba is Still Pregnant

This last one isn't Jessica Alba, but at least she's not pregnant.
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Gemma Atkinson is Selling Something
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:47 PM   #8
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BTW- do we have any links on this?
I'd Google "Jessica Alba" but that particular sequence of letters has been completely worn off my keyboard.
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

Just think, Tony Romo might be next on the list. His name rhymes with Homo. Oh, sweet irony.




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Old 12-14-2007, 03:04 PM   #11
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.
Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??

Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.
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Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??

Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.
Too easy to nickname him Wail-ass Cannon or Anus Cannon.
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He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.
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He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.
or Richard...
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or Richard...
Hugh "Jazz" Cannon
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