[GMScud]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

The best part about Jaws (or the worst part depending on your point of view) is that he is exactly like that.

Smoot: How was lunch, Jaws?

RJ: (in his tv voice) I spent some time reviewing the pasta bar and I came back with three takeaways. Green peas have no place there, I love the use of rigatoni, and the marinara sauce is outstanding! Notice how the chef uses just the right amount of tomatoes. And for dessert, the peach cobbler...was perfect!

Smoot: Um, ok. So can the Redskins pull it off this weekend?

Jaws: Blah, blah, game film, blah, blah, execution, blah, blah pass protection, blah blah time of possession

Smoot: Dude, simple yes or no. My gyro's getting cold here

Yeah, he definitely seems long winded, and he's just dying to prove it to ya. You know him?