Around the NFL week 2

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Is anyone else hearing Jaworski? I love the guy for his analysis- he's way better than Theisman for that- but man is he slurping the Eagles. Holy cow.

He's really feeling his roots in this rivalry and he can't contain himself. He's taking little shots at the Cowboys left and right. Plus he's like, shit, if McNabb is gonna break all my records on national TV, I better slurp him big time. Granted McNabb is playing great, but come on dude.

The best part about Jaws (or the worst part depending on your point of view) is that he is exactly like that.

Smoot: How was lunch, Jaws?

RJ: (in his tv voice) I spent some time reviewing the pasta bar and I came back with three takeaways. Green peas have no place there, I love the use of rigatoni, and the marinara sauce is outstanding! Notice how the chef uses just the right amount of tomatoes. And for dessert, the peach cobbler...was perfect!

Smoot: Um, ok. So can the Redskins pull it off this weekend?

Jaws: Blah, blah, game film, blah, blah, execution, blah, blah pass protection, blah blah time of possession

Smoot: Dude, simple yes or no. My gyro's getting cold here