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09-02-2010, 04:09 PM | #16 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
As any good football coach would say, rub some dirt on it and get back in there!
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09-02-2010, 04:13 PM | #17 |
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09-02-2010, 04:17 PM | #18 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
Then don't move it.
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09-02-2010, 04:27 PM | #19 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
^Icing and elevating it right now.
Stuck it in a potted plant...nothing happened.
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09-02-2010, 05:00 PM | #20 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
Yeah if it doesn’t get better you might want to suck it up and see a doctor.
Mine never really bothered me, but its been getter progressively worse and is even starting to twist to the right a little bit. Not the prettiest looking ring finger.
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09-02-2010, 05:03 PM | #21 |
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09-02-2010, 05:19 PM | #22 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
I am a doctor, although not a medical one. I say if it hurts when it moves, you should not move it. That's my diagnosis: "moving finger syndrome."
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09-02-2010, 05:39 PM | #23 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
You have jackoff syndrome from jacking off too much and its easy to cure. Just switch hands.
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09-02-2010, 06:50 PM | #24 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
You have me confused with the guy starting sex drought threads.
I get plenty of help in that department.
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09-03-2010, 09:21 AM | #25 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
I say take the Ronnie Lott approach. Cut it off so you can be ready for next week.
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09-03-2010, 10:08 AM | #26 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
May do that later...going to doc after lunch.
Hurts less than yesterday but still won't move all the way up. Argh. If I don't report back, you'll know it ended up being a fatal finger injury.
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09-03-2010, 12:19 PM | #27 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
Sounds like herpes.
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09-03-2010, 01:12 PM | #28 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
You could always do like this boxer did and cut it off on your kitchen table.
He went home, put towels over the kitchen table and blocked off a working area with several two-by-fours. He put gauze around the area and twisted soldering wire around his right pinkie to slow the flow of blood. "Then I put a wood chisel on it and dropped a 15-pound weight on the chisel," Robles said. "The piece shot out about six feet like a missile." Hard-Nosed Boxer Will Perform His Own Surgery, Thank You Very Much |
09-03-2010, 01:15 PM | #29 |
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This has nothing to do with you finger but I found this with the other link and its worth the look. Hot girl related.
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09-03-2010, 01:23 PM | #30 |
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Re: Paging Warpath Doctor - weird injury
I love this thread.
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