F...People that take the middle urinal

[MonkFan4Life]

Well the urinals all depend on how many folks are in there already but when I Take A Gangsta it's the middle stall all day long. And there cannot be anyone in the bathroom when I originaly go in there. I really want to be alone at that time. I just dropped a serious one about 5 mins ago. Spagetti from dinner, and two Baked Chicken Breast smothered in Carmelized Onions, Doritos, and Root Beer smells like raw sewage coming out. I think the cleaning guys thought so too. The said something in Spanish but one guys tarted out with Good Lord ! I really thought the poor sap who just wanted to change his clothes in peace didn't deserve to walk into my office while I was laying a couple of employees off because I don't do Curteousy Flushes often. It's all about intimidation for me. I don't want anyone next to me dropping a deuce because they are always loud like they are at home. I F'n hate that. All loud, straining loud, I mean really letting everyone know that you are putting in some serious work today. I really don't care how tough this is for you and I don't need to know. It's bad enough that I'm in here sitting on the toilet suffering, I don't need yours messing up my mantra.

Anyway, just wanted to rant. By the way, is it bad to smell your own farts ? I don't think so. It's a good way to determine if you'll need to hit the can soon or not. Kinda like the way they predice Earthquakes or Volcanic Eruptions. You know when it's almost time.