F...People that take the middle urinal

firstdown · 09-18-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

You can't smell it? C'mon, when you're droppin a nasty one you KNOW when it stinks to high hell. All shit stinks, it's just a matter of how bad.

I had one so bad I gagged myself.

ArtMonkDrillz · 09-18-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

I had one so bad I gagged myself.

Nevermind, my little joke here may have crossed the line

firstdown · 09-18-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Nevermind, my little joke here may have crossed the line

I think I could guess what you wanted to post.

jamf · 09-18-2009, 05:41 PM

For all you stall Pissers, See my post:
http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...t-pissers.html

BleedBurgundy · 09-19-2009, 11:44 AM

I thought of this thread last night while at the pub. I walked down the stairs to the bathroom and there were probably like 6 or 7 dudes all going to the same place at the same time. As we go through the door, it was like fighter jets in formation, each of us automatically went to alternating urinals, leaving a one pisser buffer in between. Just one of those things that no one is "taught," we all just know...

MonkFan4Life · 09-20-2009, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

@MonkFan4Life - thanks for turning it up a notch. I've got tears...

Thanks I try my best

MonkFan4Life · 09-20-2009, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

You can't smell it? C'mon, when you're droppin a nasty one you KNOW when it stinks to high hell. All shit stinks, it's just a matter of how bad.

RIGHT !!!! However, there are different levels of stink though. Kinda like a fart, some farts you can stay in the room with and some you want to change your clothes and wash them right away because you don't want to walk around dusting crops all day long and you're fearful that you'll be the cause of another hole in the ozone layer.

MonkFan4Life · 09-20-2009, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Monksdown

Toilet seat covers? For real? I always wondered why they put those in the men's rooms. You must be the reason.

Dude if they have them then there must be a good reason for me to use them. I have to feel confident when dropping a stinky load. I just hate the race to sit down before the paper folds into the toilet. That's the worst. Well that and having to use the handicapped toilet. I feel like I'm standing up almost. Not that comfortable.

MonkFan4Life · 09-20-2009, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

I had one so bad I gagged myself.

You feel disgusted and ashamed but proud all at the same time !

dmek25 · 09-20-2009, 07:55 AM

welcome to the monkfan4life comedy show

MonkFan4Life · 09-20-2009, 03:25 PM

Thanks dmek !

Remember to tip your servers please !

over the mountain · 09-23-2009, 03:54 PM

i just heard a funny bathroom story from a co-worker about a bathroom incident he ahd today.

he went into the bathroom, there was one guy in a stall. then another guy comes in and takes the stall next to him (theres only three). so the first guy in the stall says "hey whats up", the second guy says "ahh nothing", then the guy in the first stall says "you wanna get something to eat?". the second guy says something like "dude i dont even know you". then the guy in first stall says "hold on honey some asshole thinks im talking to him".

sounded funnier in person . .

go skins!!

saden1 · 09-23-2009, 05:54 PM

now that's funny!

DBUCHANON101 · 09-23-2009, 06:01 PM

Give yourself a courtesy flush

12thMan · 09-23-2009, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by over the mountain

i just heard a funny bathroom story from a co-worker about a bathroom incident he ahd today.

he went into the bathroom, there was one guy in a stall. then another guy comes in and takes the stall next to him (theres only three). so the first guy in the stall says "hey whats up", the second guy says "ahh nothing", then the guy in the first stall says "you wanna get something to eat?". the second guy says something like "dude i dont even know you". then the guy in first stall says "hold on honey some asshole thinks im talking to him".

sounded funnier in person . .

go skins!!

I've heard that before, but it's still funny.

09-18-2009, 05:41 PM	#79
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,427	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal For all you stall Pissers, See my post: http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...t-pissers.html

09-19-2009, 11:44 AM	#80
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal I thought of this thread last night while at the pub. I walked down the stairs to the bathroom and there were probably like 6 or 7 dudes all going to the same place at the same time. As we go through the door, it was like fighter jets in formation, each of us automatically went to alternating urinals, leaving a one pisser buffer in between. Just one of those things that no one is "taught," we all just know... __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

09-20-2009, 07:55 AM	#85
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 64 Posts: 10,672	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal welcome to the monkfan4life comedy show __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

09-20-2009, 03:25 PM	#86
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 49 Posts: 1,851	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal Thanks dmek ! Remember to tip your servers please ! __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

09-23-2009, 03:54 PM	#87
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal i just heard a funny bathroom story from a co-worker about a bathroom incident he ahd today. he went into the bathroom, there was one guy in a stall. then another guy comes in and takes the stall next to him (theres only three). so the first guy in the stall says "hey whats up", the second guy says "ahh nothing", then the guy in the first stall says "you wanna get something to eat?". the second guy says something like "dude i dont even know you". then the guy in first stall says "hold on honey some asshole thinks im talking to him". sounded funnier in person . . go skins!! __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful

09-23-2009, 05:54 PM	#88
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 46 Posts: 10,069	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal now that's funny! __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

09-23-2009, 06:01 PM	#89
DBUCHANON101 The Starter Join Date: May 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,373	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal Give yourself a courtesy flush __________________ But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

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