Super Bowl Gameday Thread

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by KI Skins Fan

You have keen investigative skills. The NFL should put you on the case.



skinsfan69: "Look Kid, don't try to tell me you went in there to take a dump. You were only in there for 90 seconds. Nobody can take a dump in 90 seconds."



The Kid: "I'm telling the truth. I swear! I had gone to the Taco Bell stand where I had a couple of burritos and I got so busy that I had to hold it for a long time while I inflated the balls. By the time I was able to get to the restroom, it was like 'Whoosh!'. Then I ran right out to the field with the balls."



skinsfan69: "Did you stop to wash your hands?"



The Kid: "Well, u-m-m-m."



skinsfan69: "DID YOU WASH YOUR FILTHY HANDS?!"



The Kid: "I can't take it anymore! I confess! No, I didn't wash my filthy hands. May Goodell forgive me!"



skinfan69: "OK, Kid. That's enough for now. You did the right thing. You can go - I mean leave."

LMAO.
As far as im concerned fecal matter on the footballs is a much more "disgusting" offense.
I can easily take a dump in 90 seconds. Never really been one to enjoy reading in the crapper but i know its a popular passtime.