Super Bowl Gameday Thread

[KI Skins Fan]

Originally Posted by skinsfan69

Right now the NFL has egg on their faces over Deflategate. Their only evidence is the ball boy went in a bathroom for 90 seconds with the balls. What was he doing in there? Letting air out of 12 NFL balls? Or, perhaps he was just doing what we all do when we go to the bathroom, take a piss and wash his hands. A dump would take longer.

You have keen investigative skills. The NFL should put you on the case.

skinsfan69: "Look Kid, don't try to tell me you went in there to take a dump. You were only in there for 90 seconds. Nobody can take a dump in 90 seconds."

The Kid: "I'm telling the truth. I swear! I had gone to the Taco Bell stand where I had a couple of burritos and I got so busy that I had to hold it for a long time while I inflated the balls. By the time I was able to get to the restroom, it was like 'Whoosh!'. Then I ran right out to the field with the balls."

skinsfan69: "Did you stop to wash your hands?"

The Kid: "Well, u-m-m-m."

skinsfan69: "DID YOU WASH YOUR FILTHY HANDS?!"

The Kid: "I can't take it anymore! I confess! No, I didn't wash my filthy hands. May Goodell forgive me!"

skinfan69: "OK, Kid. That's enough for now. You did the right thing. You can go - I mean leave."