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Old 07-06-2020, 10:43 AM   #1
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Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.
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Old 07-06-2020, 01:55 PM   #2
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Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.
Less power??? That doesn't sound American at all lol.
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Old 07-06-2020, 03:28 PM   #3
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Less power??? That doesn't sound American at at lol.
LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy!
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LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy!
Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.
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Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.
IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman
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IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman
That's also a solid method. He's hilarious.
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Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.
Or nuke for a little on defrost cycle first, then cook.
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People on Bluetooth and I mean walkers in my neighborhood at 5 am talking on a Bluetooth something device like the person is standing right next to them and is deaf! They need to STFU!!!!!!..............I don't want to hear your conversation and specially at 4:30 or 5:am in the effing morning!!!
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When your team plays at 4 p.m. but you're ready for beer at 11 a.m.
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When your team plays at 4 p.m. but you're ready for beer at 11 a.m.
Just thankful to have live sports back. Praise be.
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