What REALLY grinds your gears?

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Less power??? That doesn't sound American at at lol.

LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy!

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy!

Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.

IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by mooby

IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman

That's also a solid method. He's hilarious.