What REALLY grinds your gears?

[mooby]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Roommate's birthday is tomorrow, so I got her a birthday balloon. Walking towards the apartment with it, it popped off the ribbon somehow and floated away. What an absolute motherfucker.

Give her the ribbon, sit her down and tell her an entertaining story about how once upon a time there was a balloon at the end of it. Ask her what you can do to make up for it. Cue bow-chicka-bow-wow.

[SunnySide]

Originally Posted by mooby

Give her the ribbon, sit her down and tell her an entertaining story about how once upon a time there was a balloon at the end of it. Ask her what you can do to make up for it. Cue bow-chicka-bow-wow.

This is probably TMI but it was my birthday last week and I had a helium balloon in my bedroom a few days later. My lady was taking a shower and when she walked into our bedroom i had the _____ tied around my ______ .

We laughed and then _______ .

[mooby]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

This is probably TMI but it was my birthday last week and I had a helium balloon in my bedroom a few days later. My lady was taking a shower and when she walked into our bedroom i had the _____ tied around my ______ .

We laughed and then _______ .

Well played, I'm gonna have to try that sometime.

Also I'd like to try the ol' dick in a box maneuver sometime just for shits and gigs.