What REALLY grinds your gears?

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Originally Posted by mooby

Give her the ribbon, sit her down and tell her an entertaining story about how once upon a time there was a balloon at the end of it. Ask her what you can do to make up for it. Cue bow-chicka-bow-wow.

This is probably TMI but it was my birthday last week and I had a helium balloon in my bedroom a few days later. My lady was taking a shower and when she walked into our bedroom i had the _____ tied around my ______ .

We laughed and then _______ .