I might be having a kid

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Originally Posted by Buster

She was messing with you. Pregnancy tests are 99.9% (no lie) accurate. I made my wife take a second one when she showed me the first positive one and that one came out positive too. The chances that ONE test comes up wrong are next to impossible, but TWO is just ridiculous.

Stay away from that psycho woman.

Yeah, she is definitely a little off. We have mutual friends, but I hardly ever see or speak to her anymore. The incident in question was like 6 years ago, so it's long been over. Breaking up with that chick was one of the best things I've ever done.