I might be having a kid

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by GMScud

I had an ex who thought she was pregnant about 5 weeks after we broke up. It was an ugly breakup, too. Then she calls me and tells me she took two pregnancy tests and that they were both positive, and she was keeping the baby no questions asked. I was 21 at the time, a full time student, and working as a waiter. I FREAKED THE F@%K OUT. Then she randomly called me a week later and told me it turns out she's not pregnant. I don't know if she was just messing with me in the first place (a psycho thing to do if she was), but for a week I was preparing for the fact that I was going to be a father. I know where you're coming from. Good thing it's looking like it's not yours.

She was messing with you. Pregnancy tests are 99.9% (no lie) accurate. I made my wife take a second one when she showed me the first positive one and that one came out positive too. The chances that ONE test comes up wrong are next to impossible, but TWO is just ridiculous.

Stay away from that psycho woman.