10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots

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Originally Posted by Monksdown

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

He might as well do it. He's already pounded every hot piece of ass in Hollywood. There's nothing more left for him. What's he gonna' do have sex with a rainbow?