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Old 12-14-2007, 01:52 PM   #1
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:04 PM   #2
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.
Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??

Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:05 PM   #3
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Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??

Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.
Too easy to nickname him Wail-ass Cannon or Anus Cannon.
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