Hmm...Mystery HC Candidate to Get Interview

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Originally Posted by Coff

The Hamburgler, hmm? No so sure I like that. I understand his entire offensive philosophy is to run around in tight little circles while mumbling incoherently, shortly after which his runner is typically caught five yards behind the line of scrimmage. He was unable to mastermind a simple ground attack that could get past a red-headed idiot wearing clown shoes, a slow footed purple monstrosity-like thing, and a police man with a cheeseburger for a head. How is he going to be successful against formidable NFL defenses?

Yeah, I'm getting bored with this HC chit chat too. Enough of this, let's just wait until someone is hired!

You can't just judge him by his first head coaching stint. He had no talent, and McDonalds was going through cap hell. Remember Arch Deluxe? McStuffin? You can't win with that!