Hmm...Mystery HC Candidate to Get Interview

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Originally Posted by AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace

I called the Hamburgler in another thread...seriously, there are so many rumors out there now about this...its time to just wait and see.

The Hamburgler, hmm? No so sure I like that. I understand his entire offensive philosophy is to run around in tight little circles while mumbling incoherently, shortly after which his runner is typically caught five yards behind the line of scrimmage. He was unable to mastermind a simple ground attack that could get past a red-headed idiot wearing clown shoes, a slow footed purple monstrosity-like thing, and a police man with a cheeseburger for a head. How is he going to be successful against formidable NFL defenses?

Yeah, I'm getting bored with this HC chit chat too. Enough of this, let's just wait until someone is hired!