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[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

You cant get pissy with me for posting about my cooking and then ask me about cooking. In any case, I was a finalist to grab a new show on the Food Network but the executive producer was an ass, we got into a fight, I defended myself, and now I'm up on charges of assault. Total BS legal system. The guy didn't like my szechuan style ribbs, made a smart ass comment, I threw him into some cabinets, he came at me, I kicked his ass and punched him a few times after he hit the floor, and I'm the one they call "crazy" and a "criminal?" F' lawyers.

If the producer had eaten your dish, made a smart ass comment and then finished it off with a swift kick to your nads, then I could see you defending yourself. Otherwise, you deserved to be charged.