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[SammyBaughFan]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

You're really testing my patience now SBF. We discussed all this offline and I thought everything was cool now. And don't go running to SGG again like you did last time. We're all adults here, we can handle this civally (civily? is either even a word?)

Anyway, any luck with the cooking shows?

You cant get pissy with me for posting about my cooking and then ask me about cooking. In any case, I was a finalist to grab a new show on the Food Network but the executive producer was an ass, we got into a fight, I defended myself, and now I'm up on charges of assault. Total BS legal system. The guy didn't like my szechuan style ribbs, made a smart ass comment, I threw him into some cabinets, he came at me, I kicked his ass and punched him a few times after he hit the floor, and I'm the one they call "crazy" and a "criminal?" F' lawyers.