I'm in Jersey heaven....

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My friends, friends mother gave him a Laveranues Coles Jersey for his past birthday so you can find deals. It was funny when he held it up and that lady just seemed so joyful with her gift to him that nobody said a thing. She shows up to a few Skins party and everyone keeps asking my buddy "why don't you have on your Coles jersey". Finally this lady asked why wasn't Coles playing and someone said he was no longer on the team. She said she didn't read about it in the news paper and when did we let him go. Someone yeld out about 4 years ago and we all started laughing. She did not even believe us and she had to go to a computer to look into this and then was mad because she paid $65.00 for his Jersey.