Around the NFL week 2

[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Oh man did Jackson just toss that ball before he scored??!!

That might have secured the win for me in my fantasy league. My opponent has Desean Jackson on his team and lost 6 points on the "no TD" and 2 points on the fumble for an 8 point swing.

[GMScud]

Is anyone else hearing Jaworski? I love the guy for his analysis- he's way better than Theisman for that- but man is he slurping the Eagles. Holy cow.

He's really feeling his roots in this rivalry and he can't contain himself. He's taking little shots at the Cowboys left and right. Plus he's like, shit, if McNabb is gonna break all my records on national TV, I better slurp him big time. Granted McNabb is playing great, but come on dude.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Is anyone else hearing Jaworski? I love the guy for his analysis- he's way better than Theisman for that- but man is he slurping the Eagles. Holy cow.

He's really feeling his roots in this rivalry and he can't contain himself. He's taking little shots at the Cowboys left and right. Plus he's like, shit, if McNabb is gonna break all my records on national TV, I better slurp him big time. Granted McNabb is playing great, but come on dude.

The best part about Jaws (or the worst part depending on your point of view) is that he is exactly like that.

Smoot: How was lunch, Jaws?

RJ: (in his tv voice) I spent some time reviewing the pasta bar and I came back with three takeaways. Green peas have no place there, I love the use of rigatoni, and the marinara sauce is outstanding! Notice how the chef uses just the right amount of tomatoes. And for dessert, the peach cobbler...was perfect!

Smoot: Um, ok. So can the Redskins pull it off this weekend?

Jaws: Blah, blah, game film, blah, blah, execution, blah, blah pass protection, blah blah time of possession

Smoot: Dude, simple yes or no. My gyro's getting cold here

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

The best part about Jaws (or the worst part depending on your point of view) is that he is exactly like that.

Smoot: How was lunch, Jaws?

RJ: (in his tv voice) I spent some time reviewing the pasta bar and I came back with three takeaways. Green peas have no place there, I love the use of rigatoni, and the marinara sauce is outstanding! Notice how the chef uses just the right amount of tomatoes. And for dessert, the peach cobbler...was perfect!

Smoot: Um, ok. So can the Redskins pull it off this weekend?

Jaws: Blah, blah, game film, blah, blah, execution, blah, blah pass protection, blah blah time of possession

Smoot: Dude, simple yes or no. My gyro's getting cold here

Yeah, he definitely seems long winded, and he's just dying to prove it to ya. You know him?

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Yeah, he definitely seems long winded, and he's just dying to prove it to ya. You know him?

Yeah, but he doesn't know me

Seriously though, we're not buddies or anything like that. I see him around, chat with him occasionally, sometimes am on conference calls with him. But nothing too exciting.

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Yeah, but he doesn't know me

Seriously though, we're not buddies or anything like that. I see him around, chat with him occasionally, sometimes am on conference calls with him. But nothing too exciting.

I wish that guy would watch film of my life and give me a play-by-play breakdown.

[saden1]

Wow, what a game. The Eagles are back. Man, our division is gonna be tough as hell that's for sure. Hope Zorn takes the cuffs off from our offense so we can compete.