Around the NFL week 2

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Is anyone else hearing Jaworski? I love the guy for his analysis- he's way better than Theisman for that- but man is he slurping the Eagles. Holy cow.

He's really feeling his roots in this rivalry and he can't contain himself. He's taking little shots at the Cowboys left and right. Plus he's like, shit, if McNabb is gonna break all my records on national TV, I better slurp him big time. Granted McNabb is playing great, but come on dude.

The best part about Jaws (or the worst part depending on your point of view) is that he is exactly like that.

Smoot: How was lunch, Jaws?

RJ: (in his tv voice) I spent some time reviewing the pasta bar and I came back with three takeaways. Green peas have no place there, I love the use of rigatoni, and the marinara sauce is outstanding! Notice how the chef uses just the right amount of tomatoes. And for dessert, the peach cobbler...was perfect!

Smoot: Um, ok. So can the Redskins pull it off this weekend?

Jaws: Blah, blah, game film, blah, blah, execution, blah, blah pass protection, blah blah time of possession

Smoot: Dude, simple yes or no. My gyro's getting cold here

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

The best part about Jaws (or the worst part depending on your point of view) is that he is exactly like that.

Smoot: How was lunch, Jaws?

RJ: (in his tv voice) I spent some time reviewing the pasta bar and I came back with three takeaways. Green peas have no place there, I love the use of rigatoni, and the marinara sauce is outstanding! Notice how the chef uses just the right amount of tomatoes. And for dessert, the peach cobbler...was perfect!

Smoot: Um, ok. So can the Redskins pull it off this weekend?

Jaws: Blah, blah, game film, blah, blah, execution, blah, blah pass protection, blah blah time of possession

Smoot: Dude, simple yes or no. My gyro's getting cold here

Yeah, he definitely seems long winded, and he's just dying to prove it to ya. You know him?

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Yeah, he definitely seems long winded, and he's just dying to prove it to ya. You know him?

Yeah, but he doesn't know me

Seriously though, we're not buddies or anything like that. I see him around, chat with him occasionally, sometimes am on conference calls with him. But nothing too exciting.

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Yeah, but he doesn't know me

Seriously though, we're not buddies or anything like that. I see him around, chat with him occasionally, sometimes am on conference calls with him. But nothing too exciting.

I wish that guy would watch film of my life and give me a play-by-play breakdown.

[saden1]

Wow, what a game. The Eagles are back. Man, our division is gonna be tough as hell that's for sure. Hope Zorn takes the cuffs off from our offense so we can compete.

[Ruhskins]

Originally Posted by saden1

Wow, what a game. The Eagles are back. Man, our division is gonna be tough as hell that's for sure. Hope Zorn takes the cuffs off from our offense so we can compete.

The Eagles lost, how can you say that they are back? Their D gave up 41 points, meanwhile the Dallas D gave up 37 points at home. I wonder if this game exposed anything that we can use to our advantage.

[saden1]

Originally Posted by Ruhskins

The Eagles lost, how can you say that they are back? Their D gave up 41 points, meanwhile the Dallas D gave up 37 points at home. I wonder if this game exposed anything that we can use to our advantage.

Keep things in perspective, they lost a close away game in a hostile environment. They torched the Cowboys D and played great offense. Can we stop them? Can we keep up with them? Right now, I would say no.


Make no mistake, the Eagles are in the hunt for the division.