F...People that take the middle urinal

[MonkFan4Life]

Well that's the thing. IF they are not scared off then I'll give the courtesy flush but to start off. NO. I can't smell it so I don't really know how much it stinks until someone comes in and I hear the soles of their feet against the floor as the twist to walk right back out the door. From time to time you'll hear a comment which like lighting your own BBQ makes you feel like a man when we were Cro Magnon. It's like a dog pissing on a hydrant, this is MY territory.

Isn't it the absolute worst when the toilet seat covers fall into the water while you're preparing to sit down. I mean of all the things !