F...People that take the middle urinal

[ArtMonkDrillz]

I just thought of one: when I was in college I had a summer job as a maintenance man in a big office building in Gaithersburg. My job mainly consisted of changing light bulbs and replacing old ceiling tiles and mindless crap that like. Obviously, the bulbs in the bathrooms seemed to go out all the time.

Anyway, one more than a few occasions I would be changing the bulbs in the bathroom and people would walk in and drop big'n'nasties. The worst part is, they wouldn't care if I was standing on a ladder in the next stall facing them, they'd come in, sit down and do their business like I wasn't even there. And, since I was changing the big florescent ones it would always take me a few minutes.
It was always unpleasant.