F...People that take the middle urinal

[MonkFan4Life]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Wow. To me, that's in the same neighborhood as older guys walking around ass naked in the locker room at the gym. At my health club, old dudes walk around buck naked in the locker room, watching the TV, carrying on conversations, etc. And towel service is complimentary! WTF?? The worst is when they are totally naked and have their towel over their shoulder! Come on man! How hard is it to wrap that thing around your waist? Do you really think anyone wants to see your hairy, shriveled up nonsense? It's effin gross.

F naked old dudes in the locker room.

Oh God ! The Security guard came in my room to see what I was watching cause I was laughing so hard. I used to hate that using the Gym at my job. My first week going I'm getting dressed to go work out. One guy is already to my right fresh out of the shower so I turn to the left to finished getting dressed. Sure as shit, it was like a freaking movie, I close the locker and turn around and this old man is standing right there with his Johnson Strap dangling about 6 inches from my cheek laughing with this other naked guy. I was shocked and before I could check to see if he was a supervisor of mine, worked in my bureau, knew me, or anything I blurted out "Oh come the fuck on man!". My friend who was with me started laughing at me, the guy apologized and said he didn't know he was that close.

But that shoulder thing is funny because they will walk around with a dry ass towell while they have water dripping all over the place. What about the prick who stands in from of the fan to dry off. AHHHH I HATE THAT SON OF A BITCH !!!!