F...People that take the middle urinal

[JoeRedskin]

One thing about small children, its amazing how much your tolerance for excrement increases. Seriously, kids crap where ever, when ever and require you to deal with it and sometimes to do the same.

Some simple rules:
- if stank bothers you to the point you must alter your habits, have no children;
- if concern that others will notice the smell of sh** that is in some way attributable to you, have no children;
- if discussing sh** while in a public toilet bothers you, have no children;
- if crapping in front of others bothers you, have no children;
- if not having enough paper products to clean up after an explosive crap bothers you, have no children;
- if sh** in places other than places designated for said sh** bothers you, have no children.

All of these things, and more, will happen to you with small children. Kinda goes back to my "sh** happens" rant.