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Old 12-08-2010, 04:41 PM   #1
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You've got more guts than me FD cause it will be a cold day in hell before I let that happen.
Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.
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Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.
LOL nice with the wife touch!

How long where you under the knife?
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:56 PM   #3
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Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.

I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:07 AM   #4
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I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.
You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:29 PM   #5
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You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?
Great thing about impregnating a woman is that I have to have sex with them first, and I can avoid that part, I mean I'm not Travis Henry. As far as the four kids go if I have four then I have four but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it and with the bridge being vasectomy, I'm not paying the toll.
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Old 12-13-2010, 06:43 PM   #6
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You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?
That's when you start using the back door. That's all. Problem solved.
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That's when you start using the back door. That's all. Problem solved.
we always knew you were a back door man...

right 12th?
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right 12th?

LOL! Dagger!
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Right 12th?

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Old 12-14-2010, 12:51 PM   #10
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right 12th?
I said using the back door, not opening it.





(Good one though...have to give you credit)
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(Good one though...have to give you credit)
lol couldn't resist, you tossed that one right down the middle of the plate
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I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.
I figured today was going to be the day when I wake up soar and hating life but I'm really not soar at all. I'm took all the doctors advise and will also rest today like they said. I only took a few pain pills yesterday and none today so I'm guessing this is as bad as itds getting. I just figured with all my wife did having a child I could atleast do this and it did get me out of work for two days.

The funny thing is you have to shave everything down there and it looks like a featherless bird.

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Old 12-09-2010, 03:32 PM   #13
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I figured today was going to be the day when I wake up soar and hating life but I'm really not soar at all. I'm took all the doctors advise and will also rest today like they said. I only took a few pain pills yesterday and none today so I'm guessing this is as bad as itds getting. I just figured with all my wife did having a child I could atleast do this and it did get me out of work for two days.

The funny thing is you have to shave everything down there and it looks like a featherless bird.

We'll I make sure to shave that every 3 months so I'm good there. Also, I respect you for going through with it but I'd rather clean a public bathroom with my tongue than go to the consultation for it.
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