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12-14-2007, 02:28 PM
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F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
Maybe this should go in the "Pet Peeves" thread, but damn it's a sad day for men everywhere.
Her boyfriend's name is Cash Warren, which probably explains a lot. I wish my name were Cash Warren. With a name like that it's no wonder he's bagging her.
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12-14-2007, 02:30 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
crap... she told me she was on the pill
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12-14-2007, 02:31 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
Oh man, I'm actually shocked, even though I shouldn't be considering she said she likes "casual sex". How can she pregnant in this day and age...It must have been on purpose.
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12-14-2007, 02:36 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
The dude's name is Cash Warren, I'm pretty sure his sperm is capable of foiling the pill or breaking through a condom.
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12-14-2007, 02:42 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
If he knocked up Jessica Alba, his penis probably has magical powers to cure cancer or do other miraculous good deeds.
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12-14-2007, 02:44 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
BTW- do we have any links on this?
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12-14-2007, 02:47 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
SAY GOODBYE TO HOT JESSICA - What Would Tyler Durden Do
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jessica Alba is Still Pregnant This last one isn't Jessica Alba, but at least she's not pregnant. IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Gemma Atkinson is Selling Something
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12-14-2007, 02:47 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
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12-14-2007, 02:52 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.
Stupid misnomers.
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12-14-2007, 02:55 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
Just think, Tony Romo might be next on the list. His name rhymes with Homo. Oh, sweet irony.
 
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12-14-2007, 03:04 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
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Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.
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12-14-2007, 03:05 PM
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12-14-2007, 03:07 PM
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Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.
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12-14-2007, 03:09 PM
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12-14-2007, 03:23 PM
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