What REALLY grinds your gears?

[CultBrennan59]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Coming home from a weekend in trip sleep deprived and "dehydrated", to find a 5 foot pissed off snake in your den. Came down the effing chimney. This mother f*cker was coiled up striking a broom handle with decent force.

My uncle lived in Indonesia and had a rice farm. He employed over 20 local Indonesia people to work on his rice farm every day. Well one day when their work shift was over he went to give them they're days pay. He counted 19 people and others were saying they couldn't find this teenager who worked in the rice fields with him.

My uncle and the workers went to go and search for the boy only to find a 30 foot reticulated Python with a 5 foot long bulge in its stomach. My uncle who died a few years ago told me that he had to shoot the thing twice with a shotgun. They sawed the python open and sadly but sure enough it had eaten the boy.

So any kind of snake whether it be small, the worlds largest, the worlds deadliest, or the most harmless snake, I don't care I hate snakes.