F...Cutting grass

[mlmpetert]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

1- i find this thread highly pompous to draw attention to the fact that the contributing posters on here own a lawn.
2- i alos take offense to the thread title. it is clearly a thinly vailed attempt to draw attention to the fact that you own a lawn by disguising it as some "woe is me" tale of lawn ownership and the ensuing responsibility. enjoy the fact that you own a lawn because some asshole like me will get drunk and lay passed out on it while you drive to work wondering whether to call the police.
3- dont pee on your own lawn. pee on your freaking fence. not only does it not leave a dead grass circle it also marks your territory and border for any intruding bugs, etc
4-i cant wait to own a lawn. ive owned some decks and rented some lawn area but never owned my own lawn. highly looking forward to it.
5-im a big fan of super skin. he hits on the right note of cheesy comic book physical comedy bravado.

1 & 2) Not every one that has a yard owns a property. Maybe we are all just renting a house as opposed to an apartment?

3) Completely agree. Peeing in areas that are inaccessible to mowers can reduce your weed wacking time too.

4) I cant wait to pass out drunk and pee on it

5) He seems pretty sweet