What song are you listening to right now?

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

You would be a god awful dj.

Hey I will have you know that various and honorable members of the United States military frequently refereed to me as the Greatest DJ ever during the time I was stationed at Guantanamo Bay. I eventually became known among the detainees as DJ Iblīs which I was told is Arabic for bringer of great music and divine inspiration.

In fact I was told on numerous occasions that my DJ'ing skills played a key role in inspiring detainees to provide critical information that resulted in better national security protection.

One detainee became so inspired that in the ninth hour of having me play this track in his cell he gave us the location of Osama Bin Laden. Just goes to show you don't need to torture people to get reliable information.