Violence in pro sports.

backrow · 05-03-2004, 12:23 PM

Don't watch it myself! Been to a couple of minor league games years ago. Much better in person.

Changes needed:

Make the puck as big as a kick ball! You remember the fun you used to have playing kickball, don't you? Because you could see it!

Do away with the Goalie! I say it smacks too much like Goaltending in Basketball!

Take away all weapons! Remove the stick! Make the players kick it or dribble it!

Make the goal as small as your screen you are looking at!

Put all the players in Tutus & Ice skates with toepicks, or at least the silly costumes Ice Skaters wear! Then, if Hockey doesn't work out, they could be part of the Dance troupe with Ice Folleys!

Divide the game into halves! Periods sound like something feminine!

Do away with so many substitution of lines. Figure out how to stop the plays, like in football. Incomplete pass, throwing it out of bounds, intentional grounding, create a natural stop/start during each series.

Have the Zamboni clear one end, when the action is in the other end, kind of like snow-blowers during snowy FB games!

Make the goals out of break-away wood, so people don't get injured banging pipes!

05-03-2004, 12:23 PM	#34
backrow The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: 36.28 x 76.22 Age: 74 Posts: 1,812	Backrow on Hockey! Don't watch it myself! Been to a couple of minor league games years ago. Much better in person. Changes needed: Make the puck as big as a kick ball! You remember the fun you used to have playing kickball, don't you? Because you could see it! Do away with the Goalie! I say it smacks too much like Goaltending in Basketball! Take away all weapons! Remove the stick! Make the players kick it or dribble it! Make the goal as small as your screen you are looking at! Put all the players in Tutus & Ice skates with toepicks, or at least the silly costumes Ice Skaters wear! Then, if Hockey doesn't work out, they could be part of the Dance troupe with Ice Folleys! Divide the game into halves! Periods sound like something feminine! Do away with so many substitution of lines. Figure out how to stop the plays, like in football. Incomplete pass, throwing it out of bounds, intentional grounding, create a natural stop/start during each series. Have the Zamboni clear one end, when the action is in the other end, kind of like snow-blowers during snowy FB games! Make the goals out of break-away wood, so people don't get injured banging pipes! __________________ '37, '42, '83, '88, '92. Championship!

Violence in pro sports.

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