NFL Playoffs thread (2017-18)

[HailGreen28]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

I'll bet anyone 1000 dollars Pats win the SB again even in MN if Vikings win. They sold their souls to the devil. Billichek will coach the Devils team when Revelation happens. At least he'll finally lose.

Sorry. They already played that game last Super Bowl. Patriots won that game too. You had to have your tinfoil hat on, 3d glasses, and holy water, to see what really happened that game. Here’s a recap of that game, and what we can expect next weekend.

Superbowlmaggedon chapter 1:

The Falcons deployed an MG42 to gun down the Patriot defensive line and score two touchdowns. The refs allowed it because technically there is no official rule against it.

Brady has responded by instigating a mass suicide of the Patriot fans to complete an ancient ritual and summon eldritch abominations to possess him and grant him inhuman powers.

666 elder priests now line the Falcon side of the field to keep his powers in check.