Definition of Time

[Giantone]

A Friend sent this to me......................


Hope this brightens some of your day................................

14 Day Self-Isolation Diary

Day 1 = Have enough food and wine to last a month

Day 2 =Opening my 6th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies

might not last!

Day 3 =I begin to notice that on strawberries, some have

210 seeds, others have 235 seeds.

Day 4 =It’s 8:00pm. I removed my day pajamas, and

put on my night pajamas.

*****I used to like Day 4, but I have to go for the mail, so I do wear a winter coat, baseball cap and hood and sweat pants over the day pajamas. At night, I just wear pj's and a jacket. Shucks, I have to put on outside shoes.

Day 5 =Today, I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as

Jell-O shots.

Day 6 = I get to take the garbage out. I’m sooo excited,

I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 =Laughing way too much at my own jokes.

Day 8 =Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”.

You have to gather all the ingredients and make

your own meal. I have no clue how this place

is still in business.

Day 9 = I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I’m

getting all dressed up to go bar hopping!

Day 10 = Struck up a conversation with a spider today.

Seems nice. He is a web designer.

Day 11 = Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said,

“What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12 = I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving

outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked

at a squirrel.

Day 13 = If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't

accidentally touch your face.

Day 14 = Watched the birds fighting over a worm.

(Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3 - 1)

Does anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?