What REALLY grinds your gears?

[SunnySide]

New Years Eve grinds my gears. Young no kids, go party balls to the wall. Great, good for you, Ill Pelosi slow clap in your direction. Go do rails in a bathroom, pee your pants and fuck a fat chick for the both of us.

Kids? Like wtf do you do on NYE with a young one? Watch anderson cooper and crazy annoying lady?

My kid always wants to "party" on NYE. I cant party with you, youre 9 years old. Ill sit there and sip my vodka mule and well play some got damn monopoly and go fish. Maybe get crazy make some smores in the fireplace and a nice chacuterie plate.

And that fucking song everyone tries to sing but no one knows the words to. You just stand there and hum 99% of it until we get to the "tis be forgotten" part.