Pre Game Thread - Manders vs Da Bears

[BaltimoreSkins]

Tale of the Tape
Commute Times:
Chicago: 58.5 minutes
DC: 60.42 minutes
Advantage: Draw (not going to split hair about 2 minutes)

Famous Comedian:
Chicago: Bill Fucking Murray
DC: Dave Chapelle

Biased but advantage DC

Drinks
Chicago: The Old Fashioned
DC: The Rickey

Advantage Chicago

Food:
Chicago: Deep Dish Pizza
DC: Half smoke
Now I like my meat of questionable pig and cow origin stuffed into a hog casing as much as the next man but I think this is advantage Chicago

Prediction: Chicago with a 1 point victory where Washington runs out of time for a comeback like Sunday, set up by a questionable Dax Milne return that results in a longer commute time for a game winning drive and then I will bitch about the two minutes.