Antwaan Randle-El Throws out opening pitch

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Originally Posted by BrudLee

I got thrown out of a local baseball game last week, so I feel your pain. Umpires are a little sensitive when they won't even let me press my man parts against a piece of plexiglass to protest a call. Whatever happened to the 1st Amendment?

Yeah, umpires have definitely gotten more strict lately. Nobody gives a shit about the 1st Amendment anymore, they want to put restrictions on everything. You can do it, but it'll give people a bad opinion of you, and they'll disapprove of it and try and get you punished and everything.