15 reasons I wish I had a tail

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I guess having a tail doesn't mean shit when a bear really wants to eat you...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...ar_eats_monkey

How come every time I go to the ZOO the animals are just sitting around doing nothing if you can find them at all. Now thats what a ZOO should be all about animals attacking each other like in the wild. They could charge alot more money. I could just imagine all the people freaking out. That would make great film as the girls are crying yelling help the monky and the guys just standing around saying cool.