Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

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Originally Posted by mheisig

I just about choked do death on my sandwich reading that story. F-in' hilarious.

It does bring to mind a similar experience I had just yesterday that also reinforced why this Man Law is so important.

I was at work and had to take a piss so I head to the john and start doing my thing. This dude walks in who's in another department and I pass him in the hall maybe once or twice a week. Anyway, he comes in, takes the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO MINE (Man Law Violation #1), whips out his thing and starts going. I'm keeping my eyes straight ahead, occasionally glancing down to check the erosion status of the urinal cake, generally minding my own business and abiding by Man Law. I'm halfway done and the guy suddenly blurts out, "Hey" (Man Law Violation #2 for those keeping track at home). I grunt "eh" under my breath and stay focused on the urinal cake. He then continues, "So you look like you're in good shape, do you work out?" (Man Law Violation#3 - complimenting another man's physique) I was immediately jerked out of my focus on the eroding urinal cake and STOPPED PEEING MIDSTREAM. The General was so alarmed with homophobic fright that he retreated back inside my pants. Like AMD, it was all I could do not to cry on my way out of the bathroom, but I managed to keep my composure intact and utter nothing to the moron except "eh."

i hate to be the one to tell you this but i think that guy wa hittin on you dude. why else would you tell a man that has his junk out that he looks like he is in good shape?