Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Several socially challenged young men (geeks) have a "bro" planned event (for extreme sake, let's say a trek convention) and one them is approached by a relatively attractive woman - it would appear to me that this particular group would not only allow but demand the young man to pursue said tang.
However, with the same woman but different guys (jocks going to a football game), different result.

Well said. See Anthony Michael Hall in 16 Candles. Was he or was he not the envy of all the geeks when he emerged from the bathroom stall with Molly Ringwald's panties?

The Bros Before Hoes man-law shall give special consideration to the league of the bro and the league of the ho. If the league of the ho is greater than the league of the bro, then the bros shall insist that their bro pursue the ho. If the league of the ho is less than or equal to the league of the bro, the Bros Before Hoes man-law shall be invoked.