Patten to be released?

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-28-2006, 03:37 PM

Not to open a whole other can or worms, but, with all this Patten vs. Jacobs talk, where does that leave Thrash? Is he kept around primarily for his special teams ability? I feel like he needs to be considered a potential #4 WR, but Patten is better at this point IMO.

724Skinsfan · 06-28-2006, 03:37 PM

Taylor Jacobs: Yo, Coach! What's new?

Coach Gibbs: Well, we just signed a pretty darn good player named Antwan Randle El.

Taylor Jacobs: Really!? He's gonna be are KR this year?

Coach Gibbs: Yup, and he'll be part of our receiving core to complement Lloyd.

Taylor Jacobs: Lloyd? Brandon Lloyd? We got him too?

Coach Gibbs: mmm-hmm. yup, he'll be an exciting addition to our team.

Taylor Jacobs: We still got Patten, right?

Coach Gibbs: You got it, I really like his toughness.

Taylor Jacobs: Man, that's gonna be pretty strange keeping five receivers on the team, ain't it.

Coach Gibbs: mmm-hmm. yup, it would be strange, wouldn't it?

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-28-2006, 03:38 PM

oh yeah: Touch Blue Make It True!

MTK · 06-28-2006, 03:38 PM

I definitely think Thrash sticks because of special teams. I'd say he's a solid lock for the #5 WR.

MTK · 06-28-2006, 03:40 PM

Gibbs: I like my WRs to be super tough and to fight their guts out week in and week out.

Jacobs: I think I have a headache.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-28-2006, 03:43 PM

Jacobs: Coach, I don't know if you noticed, but I think those guys on defense are trying to hurt me!

Gibbs: Well, that's their job, son.

Jacobs: Do people try to hurt the soda vendors?

Gibbs: No, I don't think so.

Jacobs: Ok, well I think I'd like to play that position.

gibbsisgod · 06-28-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Jacobs: Coach, I don't know if you noticed, but I think those guys on defense are trying to hurt me!

Gibbs: Well, that's their job, son.

Jacobs: Do people try to hurt the soda vendors?

Gibbs: No, I don't think so.

Jacobs: Ok, well I think I'd like to play that position.

JACOBS: What do you think about playing two hand touch from now on?

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-28-2006, 03:51 PM

Gibbs: *pats Taylor on the head* You'll be OK Taylor.

Taylor Jacobs: Coach, I think I got a concussion.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-28-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Gibbs: *pats Taylor on the head* You'll be OK Taylor.

Taylor Jacobs: Coach, I think I got a concussion.

Classic. I can imagine Taylor sitting in a dark room right now on the computer, thinking to himself, "I wonder how well all my fans think I'll do this year. I've got an idea, I'll check out some fan forums to get an idea!"

As he reads this thread a single tear rolls down his cheek.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-28-2006, 03:59 PM

HAHAHAHA! I actually have a Taylor Jacobs autographed rookie card. I'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN!

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-28-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Classic. I can imagine Taylor sitting in a dark room right now on the computer, thinking to himself, "I wonder how well all my fans think I'll do this year. I've got an idea, I'll check out some fan forums to get an idea!"

As he reads this thread a single tear rolls down his cheek.

Fans? I bet even his dad thinks he's a pussy.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-28-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Fans? I bet even his dad thinks he's a pussy.

That's true, but someone out there had to buy those Jacobs jerseys.

gibbsisgod · 06-28-2006, 04:09 PM

if everything gibbs touches turns to gold, then everything spurrier touches must turn to pussy!

724Skinsfan · 06-28-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Classic. I can imagine Taylor sitting in a dark room right now on the computer, thinking to himself, "I wonder how well all my fans think I'll do this year. I've got an idea, I'll check out some fan forums to get an idea!"

As he reads this thread a single tear rolls down his cheek.

Nah! It doesn't me....uhhh, I mean I'm sure it doesn't bother ...that receiver ...whoever his name is... (sigh)

724Skinsfan · 06-28-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

if everything gibbs touches turns to gold, then everything spurrier touches must turn to pussy!

Think of the possibilities with a power like that! It would be kinda likeZapped!

06-28-2006, 03:37 PM	#76
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Patten to be released? Not to open a whole other can or worms, but, with all this Patten vs. Jacobs talk, where does that leave Thrash? Is he kept around primarily for his special teams ability? I feel like he needs to be considered a potential #4 WR, but Patten is better at this point IMO. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-28-2006, 03:37 PM	#77
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Patten to be released? Taylor Jacobs: Yo, Coach! What's new? Coach Gibbs: Well, we just signed a pretty darn good player named Antwan Randle El. Taylor Jacobs: Really!? He's gonna be are KR this year? Coach Gibbs: Yup, and he'll be part of our receiving core to complement Lloyd. Taylor Jacobs: Lloyd? Brandon Lloyd? We got him too? Coach Gibbs: mmm-hmm. yup, he'll be an exciting addition to our team. Taylor Jacobs: We still got Patten, right? Coach Gibbs: You got it, I really like his toughness. Taylor Jacobs: Man, that's gonna be pretty strange keeping five receivers on the team, ain't it. Coach Gibbs: mmm-hmm. yup, it would be strange, wouldn't it? __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-28-2006, 03:38 PM	#78
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Patten to be released? oh yeah: Touch Blue Make It True! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-28-2006, 03:38 PM	#79
MTK Hail Raiser Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 53 Posts: 100,050	Re: Patten to be released? I definitely think Thrash sticks because of special teams. I'd say he's a solid lock for the #5 WR.

06-28-2006, 03:40 PM	#80
MTK Hail Raiser Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 53 Posts: 100,050	Re: Patten to be released? Gibbs: I like my WRs to be super tough and to fight their guts out week in and week out. Jacobs: I think I have a headache.

06-28-2006, 03:43 PM	#81
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Patten to be released? Jacobs: Coach, I don't know if you noticed, but I think those guys on defense are trying to hurt me! Gibbs: Well, that's their job, son. Jacobs: Do people try to hurt the soda vendors? Gibbs: No, I don't think so. Jacobs: Ok, well I think I'd like to play that position. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-28-2006, 03:51 PM	#83
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Patten to be released? Gibbs: pats Taylor on the head You'll be OK Taylor. Taylor Jacobs: Coach, I think I got a concussion. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-28-2006, 03:59 PM	#85
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Patten to be released? HAHAHAHA! I actually have a Taylor Jacobs autographed rookie card. I'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-28-2006, 04:09 PM	#88
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 47 Posts: 3,503	Re: Patten to be released? if everything gibbs touches turns to gold, then everything spurrier touches must turn to pussy!

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